Here is our list of Bad Driving Offenders.

Bad Driving Offender #1. The “No Business Being First In Line” Guy

“Hey buddy. It’s Green.”
“…for real man…it turned green…GO [hand on the horn]”
“…[lays on horn dramatically] OH MY GOODNESS DRIVE INTO A LAKE!!!”

 

Bad Driving Offender #2. The “Blinker Doesn’t Apply to Me” Guy

“Oh you’re just gonna turn right off of this 55mph two lane road with no heads up? AWESOME! PLEASE STAY IN YOUR HOME FOREVER!!!”

 

Bad Driving Offender #3. The “Luckiest Parking Spot Searcher on Earth” Guy

[drives slowly and patiently around a crowded lot for thirty minutes looking for a spot]
“That guy’s leaving a row over…Sweet!”
[SOLD to the lady who literally just pulled into the lot ]

 

Bad Driving Offender #4. The “Entitled, No Wave” Guy

“Go ahead, sir. I’ll make space for you.”
“Whatever, bro.”

 

#5. The “Tokyo Drifter”

/weaves in and out of lanes, careless and with complete disregard for human life, only to end up next to you at a red light

 

#6. The “Complete Stop Turn” Guy

“HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO TURN RIGHT? HONESTLY?!”

 

#7. The “Gas Pump Tease”

“FINALLY. They’re done filling up…
NOPE GOTTA GO INSIDE TO GET THAT SLUSHY AND FUNYUNS!!!”

 

#8. The Hypocrite

“Ugh I hate when people are on their phone!
Siri, directions to…”

 

#9. The “Inaudible Audio” Guy

Them – “awww yeeeaaa everybody’s diggin’ my Kickers. Check out that bass brah!”
Us – “Is that 2,000 forks in a blender?”

 

#10. Mr. Oblivious

Unannounced lane changes, premature stops, horn-laying, yield-ignoring, red light-immune TERRIBLENESS. It’s their world…we’re just livin’ in it.